The Lizards' Grudge

You might've thought,
Oh, maybe I am just getting to see house lizards roaming around the ceiling,
and while they're pushing out their black, rice-like excretes,
I would think of ways to knock them down using rubber bands...
RUBBER BANDS. CLASSIC. *grin*
Since I've my girls around, I'll just have them barking at the mini reptiles until they are shaken up and falls off the ceiling and got chewed by either of them.
"Eww...", huh?
Well, it felt like I'm watching documentaries on lizard's life cycle that way.

But,
They might be planning on some sort of SCHEMES...
To revenge their loved ones...
By ambushing the root of all evils of their existence!

*Psst... I'm not that evil since they love to make their trails of shits around the house though... Who's more evil anyway? >=/*

1.0 TOILET SCENE

While I was peacefully going to the toilet,
peacefully doing my business,
my foot felt a tingling feeling and I thought it was a mosquito so I shook it off.
But wait! It doesn't come off...
...As my eyes turned to look...
BABY LIZARD JUST STICK ITSELF ON MY LEG!!!!
IT CRAWLED SO MUCH FASTER GOING HIGHER TO MY THIGHS AND OMGGG!!!
I swept it aside.
Yeah, I did shrieked and cursed a little.
That youngster survived and went back to base,
telling its oh-so-amazing-that-i've-crossed-human-territory-and-i'm-so-lucky-to-be-alive experiences,
And probably, planning for the next ambush.

2.0 THE ROOM

"Oh, yeah! They've probably sent lizardmen to come spraying faeces in your room, isn't it?? Duh ha ha."
...Not funny.
And lizardmen are just fictional characters, smarty pants.
While I was texting my guy, I thought I saw a long french fries on my window sill,
from the side view of my left eye.
C'mon, I was TEXTING.
*Walking towards it*
"Aw, what the hell... What a bad joke on my wind... OHMY#%#^3*GOD! IT'S A 5 FOOT LONG WITH 3 FEET WIDE OF A BODY WITH SCALES AS SHARP AS A DA..."
...?
Teehee.
I'd love to describe that way.
It's about as long as a 15cm ruler, measuring up to its jiggling tail of course.
Can you imagine its fatness is about the size of your index finger?
Yeah, I know our finger sizes vary~ :P
I did thought to chase it out of my room immediately as I was already panicking,
while still texting though... Ehehe.
But it dropped on the floor and went disco with me late at night.
It escaped through the mini valleys between my clothes drawer and the cupboard.
........
Tch, THE WAR AIN'T OVER YET.
I had my insect repellent to help me out,
spraying the whole room and waited for my 'GODFATHER' to kill everything in his way.
*I don't have anything that's lizard repellent... T_T*
Well, I guess I've won and got really tired as it lasted until 1.32am.

3.0 NASI LEMAK

"Hey, what's have gotten to do with food suddenly?"
...Think again.
..............!
YESSS... Uh huh.

Guess what I've found in my lunch?


It's that SONUVA&^%&* LIZARD TAIL!!

"Are you thinking too much? It is maybe a squid, you see..."
No effing hell. I'd thought so earlier, so I took a bite...
Squishy.
Bite.
...Bone...

Wanna know how I look like?

YEAH~ You betcha.

MUM! There's something in my rice! SEE THIS!
Oh! It maybe a squid or something!
No Mum! Squid wouldn't have thin end curling up like this!!
OH JUST THROW IT ASIDE.
*Vroom*

.........
Looking at my half eaten nasi lemak,
I just bitterly swept it aside...
While eating my food thinking, THAT IS JUST A SQUID. JUST A SQUID. SQUID. Lizard tail...
...It bitterly showed itself a lizard's tail for sure... Sob.

I bet the R.I.P.ed lizard sure was laughing in its lizard's heaven/hell. ==