No matter where you are,
No matter how good or bad it is,
When you are with the ones you love to be with -- friends, family or lover,
Whenever you reminisce on the past,
The memories you've created would be the tiny fragments,
Tiny fragments which in turn forms the colourful rainbow,
That will put smiles on your face and laugh about it~
Enjoy life to the fullest! =)
Nov 28, 2011
Jul 30, 2011
Say a Little Prayer~
Dear God,
Can my next life be a man?
Oh, it's not because I act physically or mentally like a guy in a girl's body,
I would love to just try escaping the reality of excruciating painful menses.
I wouldn't want to be like Ranma's situation though... >_<
Or,
maybe you could make me a man once every month?
While menses-free days I can just be myself.
Hmm... But I guess growing excessive facial hair and on legs like a man for 1 week would freak anyone out.
Even myself too.
Nah, it's okay dear God.
阿弥陀佛~
Can my next life be a man?
Oh, it's not because I act physically or mentally like a guy in a girl's body,
I would love to just try escaping the reality of excruciating painful menses.
I wouldn't want to be like Ranma's situation though... >_<
Or,
maybe you could make me a man once every month?
While menses-free days I can just be myself.
Hmm... But I guess growing excessive facial hair and on legs like a man for 1 week would freak anyone out.
Even myself too.
Nah, it's okay dear God.
阿弥陀佛~
Jul 21, 2011
The Lizards' Grudge
You might've thought,
Oh, maybe I am just getting to see house lizards roaming around the ceiling,
and while they're pushing out their black, rice-like excretes,
I would think of ways to knock them down using rubber bands...
RUBBER BANDS. CLASSIC. *grin*
Since I've my girls around, I'll just have them barking at the mini reptiles until they are shaken up and falls off the ceiling and got chewed by either of them.
"Eww...", huh?
Well, it felt like I'm watching documentaries on lizard's life cycle that way.
But,
They might be planning on some sort of SCHEMES...
To revenge their loved ones...
By ambushing the root of all evils of their existence!
*Psst... I'm not that evil since they love to make their trails of shits around the house though... Who's more evil anyway? >=/*
1.0 TOILET SCENE
While I was peacefully going to the toilet,
peacefully doing my business,
my foot felt a tingling feeling and I thought it was a mosquito so I shook it off.
But wait! It doesn't come off...
...As my eyes turned to look...
BABY LIZARD JUST STICK ITSELF ON MY LEG!!!!
IT CRAWLED SO MUCH FASTER GOING HIGHER TO MY THIGHS AND OMGGG!!!
I swept it aside.
Yeah, I did shrieked and cursed a little.
That youngster survived and went back to base,
telling its oh-so-amazing-that-i've-crossed-human-territory-and-i'm-so-lucky-to-be-alive experiences,
And probably, planning for the next ambush.
2.0 THE ROOM
"Oh, yeah! They've probably sent lizardmen to come spraying faeces in your room, isn't it?? Duh ha ha."
...Not funny.
And lizardmen are just fictional characters, smarty pants.
While I was texting my guy, I thought I saw a long french fries on my window sill,
from the side view of my left eye.
C'mon, I was TEXTING.
*Walking towards it*
"Aw, what the hell... What a bad joke on my wind... OHMY#%#^3*GOD! IT'S A 5 FOOT LONG WITH 3 FEET WIDE OF A BODY WITH SCALES AS SHARP AS A DA..."
...?
Teehee.
I'd love to describe that way.
It's about as long as a 15cm ruler, measuring up to its jiggling tail of course.
Can you imagine its fatness is about the size of your index finger?
Yeah, I know our finger sizes vary~ :P
I did thought to chase it out of my room immediately as I was already panicking,
while still texting though... Ehehe.
But it dropped on the floor and went disco with me late at night.
It escaped through the mini valleys between my clothes drawer and the cupboard.
........
Tch, THE WAR AIN'T OVER YET.
I had my insect repellent to help me out,
spraying the whole room and waited for my 'GODFATHER' to kill everything in his way.
*I don't have anything that's lizard repellent... T_T*
Well, I guess I've won and got really tired as it lasted until 1.32am.
3.0 NASI LEMAK
"Hey, what's have gotten to do with food suddenly?"
...Think again.
..............!
YESSS... Uh huh.
Guess what I've found in my lunch?
It's that SONUVA&^%&* LIZARD TAIL!!
"Are you thinking too much? It is maybe a squid, you see..."
No effing hell. I'd thought so earlier, so I took a bite...
Squishy.
Bite.
...Bone...
Wanna know how I look like?
YEAH~ You betcha.
Looking at my half eaten nasi lemak,
I just bitterly swept it aside...
While eating my food thinking, THAT IS JUST A SQUID. JUST A SQUID. SQUID. Lizard tail...
...It bitterly showed itself a lizard's tail for sure... Sob.
I bet the R.I.P.ed lizard sure was laughing in its lizard's heaven/hell. ==
Oh, maybe I am just getting to see house lizards roaming around the ceiling,
and while they're pushing out their black, rice-like excretes,
I would think of ways to knock them down using rubber bands...
RUBBER BANDS. CLASSIC. *grin*
Since I've my girls around, I'll just have them barking at the mini reptiles until they are shaken up and falls off the ceiling and got chewed by either of them.
"Eww...", huh?
Well, it felt like I'm watching documentaries on lizard's life cycle that way.
But,
They might be planning on some sort of SCHEMES...
To revenge their loved ones...
By ambushing the root of all evils of their existence!
*Psst... I'm not that evil since they love to make their trails of shits around the house though... Who's more evil anyway? >=/*
1.0 TOILET SCENE
While I was peacefully going to the toilet,
peacefully doing my business,
my foot felt a tingling feeling and I thought it was a mosquito so I shook it off.
But wait! It doesn't come off...
...As my eyes turned to look...
BABY LIZARD JUST STICK ITSELF ON MY LEG!!!!
IT CRAWLED SO MUCH FASTER GOING HIGHER TO MY THIGHS AND OMGGG!!!
I swept it aside.
Yeah, I did shrieked and cursed a little.
That youngster survived and went back to base,
telling its oh-so-amazing-that-i've-crossed-human-territory-and-i'm-so-lucky-to-be-alive experiences,
And probably, planning for the next ambush.
2.0 THE ROOM
"Oh, yeah! They've probably sent lizardmen to come spraying faeces in your room, isn't it?? Duh ha ha."
...Not funny.
And lizardmen are just fictional characters, smarty pants.
While I was texting my guy, I thought I saw a long french fries on my window sill,
from the side view of my left eye.
C'mon, I was TEXTING.
*Walking towards it*
"Aw, what the hell... What a bad joke on my wind... OHMY#%#^3*GOD! IT'S A 5 FOOT LONG WITH 3 FEET WIDE OF A BODY WITH SCALES AS SHARP AS A DA..."
...?
Teehee.
I'd love to describe that way.
It's about as long as a 15cm ruler, measuring up to its jiggling tail of course.
Can you imagine its fatness is about the size of your index finger?
Yeah, I know our finger sizes vary~ :P
I did thought to chase it out of my room immediately as I was already panicking,
while still texting though... Ehehe.
But it dropped on the floor and went disco with me late at night.
It escaped through the mini valleys between my clothes drawer and the cupboard.
........
Tch, THE WAR AIN'T OVER YET.
I had my insect repellent to help me out,
spraying the whole room and waited for my 'GODFATHER' to kill everything in his way.
*I don't have anything that's lizard repellent... T_T*
Well, I guess I've won and got really tired as it lasted until 1.32am.
3.0 NASI LEMAK
"Hey, what's have gotten to do with food suddenly?"
...Think again.
..............!
YESSS... Uh huh.
Guess what I've found in my lunch?
It's that SONUVA&^%&* LIZARD TAIL!!
"Are you thinking too much? It is maybe a squid, you see..."
No effing hell. I'd thought so earlier, so I took a bite...
Squishy.
Bite.
...Bone...
Wanna know how I look like?
YEAH~ You betcha.
MUM! There's something in my rice! SEE THIS!.........
Oh! It maybe a squid or something!
No Mum! Squid wouldn't have thin end curling up like this!!
OH JUST THROW IT ASIDE.
*Vroom*
Looking at my half eaten nasi lemak,
I just bitterly swept it aside...
While eating my food thinking, THAT IS JUST A SQUID. JUST A SQUID. SQUID. Lizard tail...
...It bitterly showed itself a lizard's tail for sure... Sob.
I bet the R.I.P.ed lizard sure was laughing in its lizard's heaven/hell. ==
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