Interior Renovation

Mum: Girl! We're going to add a shower head in the toilet!

Me: Oh okay... *Isn't it too small to even move about??*

Mum: And I'll have the 'cho teng geh shui kwongg' in the bathroom to be removed and replaced with a seat toi...

Dad: A small basin would be nice in there...

Me: What?! Wait! What if the water supply suddenly cuts off without early notice?? The stupid letter is either fake or it comes only after the supply is stopped! The water tank above wouldn't be enough to supply the five of us...

Mum: Nah, when that day comes, we'll think of something.

Me: Hey! Mum! How could you say that? T_T Pa! You still want a basin in the bathroom?? That is not a living room!

Dad: Won't lah... It fits perfectly... You don't need to run in the bathroom anyway...

Mum: There's more! We'll have marble tile flooring for the whole house!! It'll cost a total of RMXXXX. And we'll change the doors to 'yatuk' wood, of course, every room! And we'll paint th...

Me: MAAAA... Why so sudden?!!? Marble flooring have to move everything out of the house leh! There's so much rubbish under this roof! *Especially Ah Kor's Amway magazines...X(* Having Ah Kor around wouldn't help much! That large sum can take both of u to Japan one more time!! *Out of breath* Sigh...... Have you told Leong Hui?

Mum: No worries la, girl... The renovators will help us to take the things out. Furthermore there's 2 men in the house... We'll do it on the holidays since you're back for the month. =) The flooring needs to be changed since it has been 30-40 years already, and everytime your elder brother comes back, he'll be dragging his feet around(signifying the floor's too rough). There's no need to tell him la, he'll be busy working in Singapore.

Me: What about bringing the things in after it's done?? The renovators aren't helping then! How can I let the both of you old bones to do all the job?? Yeah, of course I'll help, but I'm not as strong as a guy... And I can't trust Ah Kor coz he'll work for a short time and then he'll fly out of the house with his girlfriend! Remember the day he left the both of you when you asked him to help out at another house?? And he said he almost used up his work leaves! Leong Hui doesn't agree about this earlier too! Both of us will be much happier if you use the money to travel and enjoy yourselves instead... =(

Mum: Girl... Nevermind la. With that amount, let's just live comfortably. Money can always be gotten back. It's time for a change anyway. And we two old bones also want to live better mah! >=)

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Me: ...Okay then. But, ah mi, it would be slippery wor... It'll be dangerous then! =D

Dad & Mum 'haiyoh' and Mum laughed loudly.

Dad: If it's like that, what about the people in shopping mall?

Me: Wee~~ Everyone would be tumbling all over~ XD

Mum: Sam pat poh... =)